Neil White’s weekly rankings of the SEC and ACC are a thoroughly unscientific compilation. No computer programs were used and no votes were taken to assemble this list of best to worst in the SEC and ACC. However, several boards — Ouija and dart — were used as guidance. And all ties were broken by a best two-of-three in rock-paper-scissors.

1. ALABAMA (3-0)

Crimson Tide is doing what it does best: Rolling.

2. LSU (3-0)

Can we forward to the national championship game?

3. FLORIDA STATE (3-0)

Seminoles finally will get a true test of how good they are.

4. GEORGIA (3-0)

Dawgs have loud bark so far, and they’re ready to bite Vandy.

5. SOUTH CAROLINA (3-0)

It’s the battle of Columbia in first conference meeting with Mizzou.

6. CLEMSON (3-0)

Tigers invade Tallahassee in key Atlantic Division showdown.

7. FLORIDA (3-0)

Resurgent Gators look to make life even less funny for Joker.

8. MISSISSIPPI STATE (3-0)

Suddenly, Saturdays are no longer quite so stark in Starkville.

9. TEXAS A&M (1-1)

Aggies try Palmetto State sampler platter; order S.C. State.

10. VIRGINIA TECH (2-1)

Traditional power gets hard lesson on how life can be the Pitts.

11. MISSOURI (2-1)

Tigers would love to get that first SEC win on the road.

12. GEORGIA TECH (2-1)

Jackets try to dodge Hurricanes in big Coastal Division clash.

13. TENNESSEE (2-1)

Florida beatdown sends Derek Dooley back to the drawing board.

14. MIAMI (2-1)

Road trip to Atlanta might get ‘Canes downgraded to tropical storm.

15. N.C. STATE (2-1)

Is the Pack really back? Surging Citadel would love to say no.

16. ARKANSAS (1-2)

Pick your description: A) Meltdown; B) Quitters; C) Bike crash.

17. AUBURN (1-2)

Cam Newton is still gone. And LSU is still great. Uh oh.

18. VANDERBILT (1-2)

Commodores finally win by wringing out Blue Hose.

19. NORTH CAROLINA (1-2)

Unlike AFAM Studies classes, Tar Heels have to show for games.

20. VIRGINIA (2-1)

After thumping by Georgia Tech, Cavaliers head to TCU.

21. OLE MISS (2-1)

Rebels stampeded by a herd of orange Longhorns last week.

22. BOSTON COLLEGE (1-2)

Eagles get weekend off to prepare for home game against Clemson.

23. WAKE FOREST (2-1)

After feel-good win against UNC, Deacons get reality check from FSU.

24. MARYLAND (2-1)

Terps have played a schedule softer than a roll of Charmin.

25. DUKE (2-1)

Blue Devils either score 50 or give up 50. Go figure.

26. KENTUCKY (1-2)

The bouncing balls of October can’t get here fast enough for UK fans.