Neil White’s thoroughly unscientific weekly rankings:

1. ALABAMA (6-0)

When Tide rolls in, it’s going to get slippery on Rocky Top.

2. FLORIDA (6-0)

Gators are hoping to chomp down on a Gamecock nugget.

3. LSU (6-1)

The reward for a big win is a trip to College Station.

4. SOUTH CAROLINA (6-1)

USC will see if the Gators are toothless for a third straight season.

5. FLORIDA STATE (6-1)

Even the Seminoles couldn’t slip up against a bad BC team.

6. GEORGIA (5-1)

Dawgs get second straight off-week with a visit to Kentucky.

7. CLEMSON (5-1)

Hokies are ready to learn if Tigers found a defense in off-week.

8. MISSISSIPPI STATE (6-0)

This team just keeps winning. It’s hard to argue with results.

9. TEXAS A&M (5-1)

A 59-57 win over Louisiana Tech signals basketball season’s start.

10. NORTH CAROLINA (5-2)

Hey, look, the Heels streak into Durham with four straight wins.

11. OLE MISS (4-3)

Rebels take a week off after pounding on hapless Auburn.

12. VIRGINIA TECH (4-3)

By blitzing Duke, VT tunes up for stroll through Death Valley.

13. TENNESSEE (3-3)

Vols not likely to get their first SEC win this week.

14. N.C. STATE (4-2)

Wolfpack lopes to Maryland for a key Atlantic matchup.

15. DUKE (5-2)

Clock struck midnight for the Blue Devils, who now face UNC.

16. MARYLAND (4-2)

Can the Terps really be the only team without an ACC loss?

17. MIAMI (4-3)

A once-promising season is being pushed out to sea.

18. ARKANSAS (3-4)

Razorbacks are turning things around as they head into a bye week.

19. VANDERBILT (2-4)

College football will never overtake country music in Nashville.

20. MISSOURI (3-4)

Tigers should have gone to the Sun Belt instead of the SEC.

21. GEORGIA TECH (2-4)

With home game against BC, Jackets may snap three-game skid.

22. WAKE FOREST (3-3)

How many people really care about this week’s Virginia game?

23. AUBURN (1-5)

If Tigers can’t beat Vandy, Cam Newton will turn in letterman’s jacket.

24. VIRGINIA (2-5)

Cavs are now up to five straight losses. Do I hear six?

25. KENTUCKY (1-6)

Things will only get worse for Joker when Georgia lifts its leg.

26. BOSTON COLLEGE (1-5)

Maybe the Eagles can play Kentucky in a bowl game.